33 Things That Secretly Want To Kill You

These creepy objects are what nightmares are made of. Theyre in your living room, kitchen, and across the street. Theyre everywhere.

#1. Smile. It makes everything better.

This onion has the worst of intentions

#2. Sundae? More like skulldae.

Cold drink? More like ghoul drink

#3. This pickle looks sour about life.

This pickle is evil

#4. I dont want to be alone in the presence of this pepper.

This pepper will bite your head off, and not in a funny way

#5. Call the police and hide in your closet

This house is a sleepy monster waiting and plotting

#6. These pair of shoes will rob you in your sleep.

These shoes are a pair of trouble

#7. If boxes can be evil, this is how theyd look like.

#8. You wouldnt eat those French fries if you knew where they came from.

This potato was dug up straight from hell

#9. And this mop has seriously mean intentions. It involves you falling on the floor.

And this mop has seriously mean intentions. It involves you falling on the floor

#10. This spilt tea is just waiting for you to take that one careless step.

This spilt tea is waiting for you to take that one careless step

#11. This evil samurai may be camouflaged as an autumn leaf but his evil intentions are clear.

This Samurai leaf has had the perfect assassination plotted out

#12. Ghoul or troll, its for you to find out.

This beer ghoul may look like a troll, but his intentions involves your soul

#13. Breakfast from Mars.

#14. This grill will make every Sunday BBQ creepier.

The BBQ with flames from hell

#15. Theres a nightmare hanging in your room.

This bag is stuffed with darkness

#16. Peekaboo. This kayak is overdoing it.

This kayak will ferry you to the river Styx

#17. Back away slowly and stop making eye contact.

#18. The most unsettling piece of pasta youll ever see. And hes not alone.

This pasta is waiting to take a bite at you

#19. Hes gonna take you to Terror Town. Population: Just you and him.

This car is going to drive you to nightmare land

#20. He wants you to never eat cookies again.

This cookie is a monster

#21. This chocolate milk is out to get you. Get ready to run.

This milk bottle spells trouble

#22. I heard you like to ride shotgun.

10 Faces In Everyday Objects… This is creepy as hell… LMAO!!!<br /><br /> 1. Drunk Washing Machine<br /><br /> 2. :P<br /><br /> 3. World’s Happiest Airplane<br /><br /> 4. They Know What They’re Going to be Used For<br /><br /> 5. Evil Rose<br /><br /> 6. The Car Can’t Believe It<br /><br /> 7. Happy Headlights<br /><br /> 8. Smiling Chese Grater<br /><br /> 9. Church Chicken<br /><br /> 10. Angry Mop

#23. Theyre creepy and theyre many.

10 Faces In Everyday Objects… This is creepy as hell… LMAO!!!<br /><br /> 1. Drunk Washing Machine<br /><br /> 2. :P<br /><br /> 3. World’s Happiest Airplane<br /><br /> 4. They Know What They’re Going to be Used For<br /><br /> 5. Evil Rose<br /><br /> 6. The Car Can’t Believe It<br /><br /> 7. Happy Headlights<br /><br /> 8. Smiling Chese Grater<br /><br /> 9. Church Chicken<br /><br /> 10. Angry Mop
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#24. Something creepy about this… oh yeah, its a SKULL SHAPED FLOWER

10 Faces In Everyday Objects… This is creepy as hell… LMAO!!!<br /><br /> 1. Drunk Washing Machine<br /><br /> 2. :P<br /><br /> 3. World’s Happiest Airplane<br /><br /> 4. They Know What They’re Going to be Used For<br /><br /> 5. Evil Rose<br /><br /> 6. The Car Can’t Believe It<br /><br /> 7. Happy Headlights<br /><br /> 8. Smiling Chese Grater<br /><br /> 9. Church Chicken<br /><br /> 10. Angry Mop

#25. He sees you.

10 Faces In Everyday Objects… This is creepy as hell… LMAO!!!<br /><br /> 1. Drunk Washing Machine<br /><br /> 2. :P<br /><br /> 3. World’s Happiest Airplane<br /><br /> 4. They Know What They’re Going to be Used For<br /><br /> 5. Evil Rose<br /><br /> 6. The Car Can’t Believe It<br /><br /> 7. Happy Headlights<br /><br /> 8. Smiling Chese Grater<br /><br /> 9. Church Chicken<br /><br /> 10. Angry Mop

#26. Evil lurks in shadows.

evil-shadow

#27. Waiting to shred your dreams into nightmares.

shredder

#28. Zippers Creepers.

piranha-zipper

#29. Nightmare on this side of the street.

tree-nightmare

#30. This building is one nosejob away from making us at ease.

#31. Perhaps the spookiest autumn leaf in the world.

#32. Nope.

#33. If you thought you made it to the end just fine, heres a popcorn to haunt you for the rest of the day.

popcorn

Sweet dreams.

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33 Things That Secretly Want To Kill You