Remember just one brief year ago when the Trump presidency was made main and everybody was like, “this is completely completion of the world as we know it?” Well it looks like our overdramatic embellishment may not be too far off. The Publication of the Atomic Researchers moved the End ofthe world Clock 30 seconds better to a
pocalypse o’clockmidnight yesterday, which, in easy terms confirms that we’re all basically fucked.
called this 30-second shift an “urgent wake-up call” and stated that “the truth of a nuclear-armed President Trump running loose on the planet is worse than we feared, which is clearly a central consider this decision.” No shit, Sherlock. We’ve all been stating considering that day one that considering that male access to a button that might erase countless civilians with one push is like giving an intoxicated girl a mobile phone with her ex’s number on it. Awful, devastating choices will be made and somebody will end up weeping with no trousers on.Additional worries about the end of the world stem mainly from the growing results of environment modification, which the current administration denies harder than I reject that my bathroom breaks at work are simply a reason to sit and scroll Instagram in peace for 10 minutes.Remember, the clock is just a metaphor, so it’s not like you in fact need to set a timer and GTFO of the line of nuclear fire in the next two minutes. We need to still take this symbolic time crunch as a sign that things require to alter fast so that we do not get cleaned away before we get to have kids or professions or see how much of a shitshow the Bachelor Winter season Games turn out to be. Up until someone discovers the best ways to control Trump and stop him from escalating Twitter threats and inciting North Korea to blow us to smithereens, the clock will formally remain at two minutes to HAZARD LEVEL MIDNIGHT. Only one guy has the power to save us, and that guy is
Robert Mueller Michael Scarn.
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